2019 patch notes

thegodofneon:

maxiesatanofficial:

• the oblong american football is now the standard “ball” shape. spherical balls have been renamed “bounce orbs”
  
• new natural disasters: “lunar storm,” “airquake,” and “nothing but flowers”
• economy fixes:
• removed an exploit that allowed defunct user accounts to pass on all their Savings to existing users, causing severe PVP stagnation
• added a new auction house (Mecklington’s on Fifth)
• nerfed Networking
• added support for Esperanto
• mammoths have been revamped and will be returning to the “Siberia” and “Yukon” regions
• five new dungeons!

• Weapon reworks in effect. Swords are getting buffs that will make them competitively viable against nukes
• Bringing back the limited Tunguska event
• New cross-server PVP arenas, letting players from the Earth server compete against Mars and Hell
• New player classes: VR consultant, Dreadknight
• PVE rework, new raid bosses
• New high-resolution character models!

rising-superstar:

On the last Fingers In His Ass Sunday, don’t forget that the origin of the song is a mashup by BotanicSage with his own vocals singing about how Kanye sucks due to a copyright from him deleting a different mashup artist on YouTube. It’s a song about rebelling.

miaislying:

personsonable:

miaislying:

personsonable:

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

decay exists as an extant form of life

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day